A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
Get the accordion monkey mug.A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.
I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??
by DaynaS March 14, 2008
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You will get delt with accordingly!
by Jmccall November 15, 2017
Get the accordingly mug.In geo-political denotation, an agreement that once signed, causes an end to hostilities PROVIDED that the conditions to the aforementioned agreemnet are met. Failure to comply with the accord conditions can result in the original action stopped by the Accord to be carried out as if no agreement was ever effected.
Germany and Japan are still bound by Accords both signed in 1945, stating that if they ever became belligerents in their respective theatres again, the allies would crush them. These Accords are still in effect.
Saddam Hussein signed an Accord in 1991 allowing him to retain power PROVIDED:
1.) He destroyed his WMD stockpiles and showed proof of their disposal.
2.) That he stand down his military arm and cease to be a threat to the gulf region
3.) That he forfeit and disavow all claims to Kuwait and other regions.
Said Accord trumped any other agreements that he had with such entities as the UN. When Saddam refused to comply with the Accord, Iraq was invaded (An action that was halted due to the 1991 Accord) and Saddam was removed as a leadership entity. It is interesting to note that the UN refused to enforce the Accord due to not only the UN profiting from trading with Saddam ( in violation of a trade embargo) but France, Russia and Australia were also found complicit in this action.
Saddam Hussein signed an Accord in 1991 allowing him to retain power PROVIDED:
1.) He destroyed his WMD stockpiles and showed proof of their disposal.
2.) That he stand down his military arm and cease to be a threat to the gulf region
3.) That he forfeit and disavow all claims to Kuwait and other regions.
Said Accord trumped any other agreements that he had with such entities as the UN. When Saddam refused to comply with the Accord, Iraq was invaded (An action that was halted due to the 1991 Accord) and Saddam was removed as a leadership entity. It is interesting to note that the UN refused to enforce the Accord due to not only the UN profiting from trading with Saddam ( in violation of a trade embargo) but France, Russia and Australia were also found complicit in this action.
by Ironbrand February 1, 2007
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"He's your accountabilibuddy! That makes you accountabilibuddyable!"
by vidaesunlibro December 24, 2008
Get the accountabilibuddy mug.A group of slow/crappy hondas that think they fast. They All Drive Honda Accords with Fart Can Exhausts
Keith: Yo, lets run your Ferrari
Bob: Nigga, yo VTAK aint got nothing on my v12.
Nai: My h55 Civic will smoke ur ferrari.
Bob: u sure u got a h55? looks like u got a shitty sohc motor and an ugly ass gf.
Jared: We got an AccordClub, its called ricer916!
Bob: you sure it's an AccordClub? its got a slow ass civic too! Then again, it is a ricer.
Bob: Nigga, yo VTAK aint got nothing on my v12.
Nai: My h55 Civic will smoke ur ferrari.
Bob: u sure u got a h55? looks like u got a shitty sohc motor and an ugly ass gf.
Jared: We got an AccordClub, its called ricer916!
Bob: you sure it's an AccordClub? its got a slow ass civic too! Then again, it is a ricer.
by Bob Vtak November 9, 2007
Get the AccordClub mug.A spam account is.. yikes.. well, it's mainly just a Instagram account filled with what you'd expect: spam. It's mainly just teens complaining about their lives through pictures. There's usually way over 1000 posts and it doesn't stop them.
It's mainly just another way to show how egotistical you are.
It's mainly just another way to show how egotistical you are.
Person 1: Hey, how many posts does your Spam Account have?
Person 2: Let me check.. oh, 5,031 posts
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you what do you even post
Person 2: Literally just pictures of my cat. Or maybe how my boyfriend broke up with me. Sometimes it's memes. You never know.
Person 1: You egotistical fuck.
Person 2: Let me check.. oh, 5,031 posts
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you what do you even post
Person 2: Literally just pictures of my cat. Or maybe how my boyfriend broke up with me. Sometimes it's memes. You never know.
Person 1: You egotistical fuck.
by BigOlDefinitioneer January 16, 2017
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