Aunty Mfon

Is partly kind partly mean. love to cook and works for my aunt

Be like aunty mfon

by Clairlisa March 16, 2021

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auntie jo

She is very small and loves the colour red, simple as that.

Yo dude, that women is very small and is wearing red!

By process of elimination she must be an auntie jo

by Communismrocksdude January 4, 2018

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Auntie paulie

Pronounced Anti-Polly; Derived from the colloquial saying Polly want a cracker. A Caucasian woman who is very talkative and repetitive that tends to favour men of a darker complexion.

Auntie paulie is going to jamaica again

by Djstories February 21, 2024

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auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.

Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

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auntie-dote

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.

There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

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