Dp Alert

Generally meaning Dick Pic Alert. If a guy says this, watch out.

Dude: dp alert

girl: nooo

by GSD9 October 14, 2018

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.

John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!

by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019

Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on

Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..

by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020

Russel Adler

CIA operative, very cool dude (most of the time). Don't ask about his scar. Perseus sux lmao

"Hey, Russel Adler seems like an agent in the CIA."
"That's because he is. But don't tell anyone."
"How did he get those scars on his face?"
"Don't ask."

by 7920481758103094777 March 31, 2021

Wilardo Adler

Wilardo Adler (ウィラルド・アードラー; Romaji: Wirarudo Ādorā), is a playable character in Witch's Heart. He is stoic and expressionless towards everyone through most of the story.

Person 1: Wilardo Adler is my favourite character from Witch’s heart!’
Person 2: oh that one emo guy? He’s cool though I prefer Ashe Bradley

by Nekociel August 25, 2021

Amber Alert

When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away

Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”

by SalvatorusRex April 28, 2022

Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.

Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.

by xendord November 26, 2022