ap statistics

the unwanted lovechild of math and english.

i hate ap statistics

by jellybean121 October 7, 2009

ape hangers

A modification to the height of the handlebars on chopper-style motorcycles, raising the grips so far up above the seated rider that they appear to be "hanging" as they hold onto them; this causes the appearance of riders seeming similar to primates as they ride.

"My goodness, when Squid and Blade put those ape hangers on their bikes, they looked like two crazed gorillas."

by Jake Barnes June 16, 2005

AP Environmental

The I-don't-feel-like-taking-a-science-class, science class.

Person: Hey, I'm taking Physics next year, you?
Person 2: Chem was brutal. I signed up for AP Environmental
Person: Sick.

by ya home girl, lizzie marie May 9, 2014

the angry ape

The angry ape is a complicated and twisted sexual act; it requires a willing man and a sometimes unwilling dwarf, midget, or downie. To complete this unimaginable deed, one first probes the female's vagina with both fists in the doggy style position, and then proceeds to insert the hard on into the anus, whether it is clean or dirty, shaven or hairy. Once in this position, the male has entered the hunched-over ape stance that gives this act its name, and only needs to proceed with fucking both the anus with the erect penis and the vagina with the fists. While doing the female, it is a requirement but usually a side effect to make inhumane apelike noises. Once orgasm has been attained, discarding of the female to the proper trash receptacle is recommended.

"Hey Chris, why are you dragging a midgetted downie to the trash can?"
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."

by GMW and CJM October 24, 2006

AP Exam

The "dramatic" conclusion to an AP class; usually taken by high school students. Depending on the teacher and the class, the content on the tests may come as a surprise or be completely expected. Some teachers completely freak out about preparing their students, while others pass it off as bullshit. Students taking the tests are usually strung out on aderall and caffeine, both the night before and the day of the test. Because college credits are awarded for a high score, it generally puts a lot of pressure on students to feel like they have actually made use of taking these shitty classes. It's almost always a huge relief when they're over.

AP Student: I've been strung out on adderall for days and I'm still going to fail this AP exam!!!

by BLZBWLS420ADA May 4, 2009

Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car

That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!

by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020