Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 26, 2010

Promotion pads

Knee Pads

He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.

by Wskrbzkt February 25, 2019

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 10, 2008

on that lily pad

On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.

Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

Why are you're eyes so red??

I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)

by chickita fricken nikita May 31, 2011

Pecker pad

Area of fat around the shaft of the pecker in overweight men.

My man needs to hit the gym, his pecker pad is growing.

by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021

Launch pad

The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.

Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad

by Casademilsuenos September 17, 2021

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 March 05, 2018