Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Fig

The worst slur of all slurs. A derogatory term for someone of a lower social class/stature of yourself.

“Glenda is a stupid fig!”
“What did you say???”

by janabsjajabvs August 25, 2021

Fig

Getting drunk with the homie

You tryna get fig tonight bro?

by blivo June 19, 2021

FIG

Fitt Irish Ginger

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!

by Jimbalaya69 July 4, 2021

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

by HeH2028 September 27, 2022

muimi/fig/andy

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!

Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!

by BosCircus December 12, 2021