A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
by Shankbone_4125 March 15, 2017
The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.
Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.
James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.
Sam: You're so lucky...
James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.
Sam: You're so lucky...
by saltyspoon December 02, 2009
When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
by Scrap5000 September 07, 2007
by Steve0 August 21, 2004
A sexual act involving 5 men and one woman. The woman is penetrated in her pussy, asshole, and mouth while she jacks off the other two men.
by Giant Panda Bear September 10, 2008
The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
by Ltrainman February 26, 2007