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Ned

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.
Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy
by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022
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Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023
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A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020
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ned subotic

He is a god, he has a big dick that he can use to impregnate your mother
Whos Ned Subotic...

A God
by MCmisterbate April 28, 2022
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Ned

by anonymous November 2, 2021
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NEd

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted
NEd has a croissant sized penis.
by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018
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Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran
"Look that's Ned Sheeran"
by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022
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