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Peel me a grape 

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.
Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.
Peel me a grape by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people
This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

chug-a-lug me 

Drinking the cream of "someyoungguy"
Drinkin' my juice, young love chug-a-lug me
chug-a-lug me by Kellykism March 5, 2023

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend 

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned

cry me a river 

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again
the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...
cry me a river by iva August 22, 2004

Ripped me a new one 

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.
She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.