Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 07, 2016
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Making Knees

Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.
"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"
by actual-size September 14, 2013
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dunkers knee

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
by Skelot March 03, 2019
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Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.
Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees
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Lose The Knees

Being way beyond the stage of intoxicated, to the point in which you begin to stagger and fall. Hereby losing the knees and the ability to walk.
If he continues to drink vodka, he is gonna Lose The Knees.

I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.
by Shmuckered October 09, 2010
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Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 20, 2017
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Chicken Knee

Chicken Knee is the best thing in the world it’s not food but it is a way a life
Random dude :Live the Chicken Knee life style Allie

Allie:ok man
by ItsShybear October 15, 2019
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