Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 07, 2016
by actual-size September 14, 2013
Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
Me: Yo long josh are you good ?
Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up
MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?
Lex: why?
MICAH: my dunkers knee !
*lex pulls over the vehicle*
MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap
Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up
MICAH: my fault woe, feel better
Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up
MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?
Lex: why?
MICAH: my dunkers knee !
*lex pulls over the vehicle*
MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap
Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up
MICAH: my fault woe, feel better
Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
by Skelot March 03, 2019
The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.
Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.
She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.
Dave: What the fuck is that?
Sally: What?
Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.
Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?
Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..
*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees
She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.
Dave: What the fuck is that?
Sally: What?
Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.
Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?
Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..
*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees
by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx July 11, 2013
Being way beyond the stage of intoxicated, to the point in which you begin to stagger and fall. Hereby losing the knees and the ability to walk.
If he continues to drink vodka, he is gonna Lose The Knees.
I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.
I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.
by Shmuckered October 09, 2010
When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 20, 2017
by ItsShybear October 15, 2019