Han Solo

Other than the character in Star Wars played by Harrison Ford, it could also mean a secretive way to explain masturbation.

Dude i Han Soloed all of last night.

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

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Hans Marius

Norwegian male name which directly translated means cock. People who carry this name is often found sneaking around kindergardens hunting for kids to take home. A norwegian guy nicknamed "Lommemannen" was recently convicted for this kind behaviour. His real name was Hans Marius..

hey kids, watch out for that hans marius

mom, help me!

by macrofreak September 22, 2010

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Hans Gehrke

A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.

"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"

by T Dawg X February 27, 2009

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hans martin

Hans Martin is always one of the smartest students in his class. He aims for a good paying job, and high levels of education. He may sometimes be socially awkward, and really strict and serious about most stuff, but that's just how he is. He's also usually really good at sports, and is capable of nutting 3 times a day, because his name is Hans Martin

Damn, you nutted three times today? You may as well be a Hans Martin

by SGVRTR? March 15, 2019

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John Han

John Hannoun (Jown-HaAn) Is a humble and humorous person. He excels in all categories. This is not a real life reference.

A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.

Example Wow, you're a John Han!

by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 16, 2021

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