The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 02, 2021

Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018

Theremin Heater

A midwestern trick normally performed during the winter months. Place your partners penis behind your bent knee and allow him to rub his unit back and forth until climax has been reached.

On a cold January night Tom knew Sandy would allow the Theremin heater .

by Buck Mahogany December 02, 2023

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips April 25, 2018

Fuckable space heater

That bigger bitty you get from November to February.

I picked up a fuckable space heater at the bar, only cost two shots and an Uber.

by MrCrafty September 22, 2021

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 03, 2022

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 04, 2021