jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom March 28, 2014

Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 11, 2010

freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)

A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 18, 2010

freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 25, 2017

Freedom of Tweech

a Fake Social Media legislation that explains that one can tweet whatever he/she wants with no boundaries and openly doesn't care if you read it and get offended, all in 140-characters or less.

"Did you see Matt's tweet about jumping on the Winnipeg Jets bandwagon?"

"He's just using his Freedom of Tweech. That's the whole point of Twitter."

by TheDrake1001 March 09, 2012

freedom writer

A freedom writer is a female of the caucasian decent who is attracted to african decended males.

Ashley : Yeah, I held hands with this thug Tyrone.
Chris : holy fuck you're a freedom writer?!

by Chris Hoppus May 16, 2008

Freedom Bay

The hypothetical bay north of current South Korea, that would be created if the currently North Korea was to be nuked by U.S.A.

The only possible end result of North Korea fucking with AMERICA is Freedom Bay.

by masongr April 10, 2014