Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

Donkey Ram

1. To have wild sex while having an enormous sized penis.
2. To thrust even harder during intercourse while having a huge penis.
3. To deliberately ram your penis into a vagina that is to small for it.
4. To give your woman so many inches and thickness that she ultimately inches away from you, only to fall off the bed on to the floor.

1. My girl wanted me to fuck her hard so i whipped it out and

gave her the donkey ram!

2. That girl looks like she needs a good donkey ram!

3. (adj) I got to donkey rammin' my girl so hard that i fucked her off the bed and she fell off!

by Jasonese March 4, 2013

donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.

"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"

by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016

rolling donkey

inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison

dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho

by swisda March 12, 2008