Buff McMuscles

An individual who feels that he is the toughest guy around (either in reality or on the Internet). These people usually walk with their arms sustained straight down and three feet from their torso.

Look at the guy. I bet his driver's liscence says "Buff McMuscles" or something.

by Esuohlim November 18, 2003

buff bomb

the etymology of buff bomb is quite unique. Developed by a high school english teacher, this phrase has become remarkably popular in the last year. A buff bomb is noted by his or her erudite language, sexy bod, variation in sentence beginnings, and use of parallel structure. While speaking with a buff bomb it is imperative that you always consider "what are they saying?" and "why is it important?" This is the key to success; this is the path to greatness.

I am a buff bomb.
You are a buff bomb.
Ms. Averill is NOT a buff bomb.

by huka luka muka February 6, 2007

Buff Helpy

Run.

Start running, NOW. Buff Helpy is after you

by 69 gayyyyyy 😏 May 12, 2022

Buff JigglyPuff

The 2nd best Call of Duty Player only 1 upped by Tony023.

Random:Tony i just no scoped you
Tony023: ya you just pulled a Buff JigglyPuff!!

by SO CO LO March 30, 2009

Tough Buff

A typical expression to define late night cruising of the mean streets of Dongguan in specifically a Suzuki Jimny, looking for gay dogging action.

Seamus: Pete, you coming for a pint mate...
Pete: Not me man, I'm off for a session of 'Tough Buff'!
Seamus: ........ Room for one more?

by Metro Shenzhen July 19, 2018

buff garfield

He is Big Yoshi’s babysitter he babysits big yoshi’s eggs

Yoshi: Hey Buff Garfield you mind babysitting my eggs?
Garfield: Sure

by Soggy Potatoes August 20, 2019

buff kick

short for "buffalo kick".
a close, powerful, maliciously intended kick directly to the shin or crotch of a friend who is acting out of line.

he just buff kicked my nuts!

by walkingblind November 14, 2005