1st november

1st of november is now the official slap any girls ass day. If you slap any girls ass they cant be mad about it

boy: *slaps girls ass*
girl:wtf r u outta ur mind imma kill you fr🥰
boy:bro you cant be mad its 1st november aka slap any girls ass day >:)

by aliseirlose October 31, 2020

July 1st

People born on this day are some of the ugliest but sexiest people in the world with trash and amazing personalities

Hey are you a July 1st because your a awful but good person

by Cheese21ch October 15, 2019

September 1st

A day where Some great people were born, like Dr phil. not jungkook, tho.

Person 1: Yo, bro, it's about september 1st
Person 2: Dude, you're saying it's almost Dr phil's birthday?

by falcon punch 44 August 2, 2020

September 1st

A day when all og musically creators get together and make musicallys

Person 1: hey do you know what today is?
Person 2: yeah it’s September 1st you know that day
Person 1: oh yeah

by Arieisahoe42069 September 3, 2020

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 9, 2019

January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)

person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry

by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019