Drowns Syndrome

Term used in referring to an urban myth according to which you may drown if you swim too soon after a meal; apparently you get a cramp and promptly go kerplunk to the bottom. The safe time after the meal, when you can safely swim again, is said to be one hour in Northern Europe, while in Hispanic culture it is often said to be three hours, which is longer than most people spend at the beach. Thought up way back when by some lazy mom who wanted to take a nap in the sun and couldn't bother her ass to look out for the kids; unfortunately it has entered the folk wisdom and some adults end up believing it. Cramps can actually afflict a person at any time and do not adversely affect one's buoyancy in the water. Neither do they do too much damage to your swimming skills, unless perhaps you are participating in an Olympic event. They are more likely to happen as a reaction to exposure to cold water. If you are in an environment where, perhaps due to currents, a cramp could be the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps. Just ask yourself; have you ever heard a pathologist or coroner announce that the cause of someone's death was "swimming on a full stomach"? No, I didn't think so.

Jimmy was running and screaming along the shore and his mommy was feeling lazy and couldn't be bothered looking out for him, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.

by Fearman September 27, 2007

Midgetcody syndrome

Meaning your a midget for life

Victoria diagnosed cody with midgetcody syndrome

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

Office Syndrome

When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.

Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."

by J1tt3rbug June 27, 2012

Grassisgreener Syndrome

1. To covet an item or situation which one does not have.
2. To always want the opposite of what you have.

I contantly suffer from grassisgreener syndrome. When I'm single, I crave being in a relationship. When I'm in a relationship, I crave being single.

by Shanona April 18, 2008

mulder syndrome

when a character in a story makes predictions with no grounding in facts or logic that always turns out correct. usually this person proves everyone else around him/her wrong no matter how much sense THOSE people were making.

Harry had a serious case of Mulder Syndrome in Deathly Hallows

by bumpty May 2, 2010

NARBEH SYNDROME

When you cant stop hanging out with narbeh too much and you get a unknown syndrome disease that goes to your tutuz.

SIDE EFFECTS OF NARBEH SYNDROME:

Explosive Diarrhea
Brain Damage
Emotional Damage

Also Memory Loss.

omggg i hung out with narbeh and now i feel like im a new human with assthetic narbeh diseases in me 🤪.

For exmaple: Michael has Narbeh syndrome from hanging out with us too much.

by lavashak_arbi June 25, 2022

Dug Syndrome

Dug syndrome is a rare disability that directly impacts a person's ability to function at a normal capacity. Someone with dug syndrome may struggle to hold a conversation without bringing up big black cocks. They may commonly have an obsession with making weird noises, jazz, and whistling with a protruding lower lip. It is easy to identify someone with dug syndrome because they dress like a 40 year old dad in khaki shorts a plain colored t-shirt, and new balance shoes, but have the face of a young child. Someone with dug syndrome is extremely gullible and will often eat peanuts with the shell on.

I feel bad for the kid eating peanuts with the shell on, he must have dug syndrome.

by Kamilyn May 20, 2022