Mud Yankee

Someone claiming to be from the south, but is from a state above the Mason Dixon line. Typically drives a lifted Silveraido. Not usually seen in any woods or southern states.

Yur not from the south boy you aint never crossed the Mason Dixon line. Yur just a Mud Yankee.

by Secir December 8, 2025

Pinch Mud

Defication. Pooping. Bowl movement.

Welp... Taco bell hit, time to the bathroom and pinch mud.

by Stealth4002 December 23, 2025

Knows his way around a mud pie

A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.

"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."

by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025

Mud Flap

The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.

Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”

Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”

by BucketBear December 25, 2025

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024

Mud slurping

The act of eating noodles with your butt

I was mud slurping noodles with my girlfriend

by Soggymoma420 April 6, 2024

Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you

I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!

by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024