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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Happy

person: U happy?
you: Yea am happy*cries from the inside*
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Happy

I have gotten full marks for the exam! I feel happy!
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Happy

Something that isn’t easy to get but is something that can be easily taken away
He/she made me happy but he/she left so fast
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Happiness

Somthing a lot of people wish for but has been proven by multiable scientists that it is not possiable and can not be accomplished.
I wish I had happiness.“
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Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.
Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."
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Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023
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