Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.
by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024

During lent, I look forward to going to local restaurants and tasting their Sea Donkeys with tartar sauce.
by pgh.fish.sandwich February 23, 2024

by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.
by Ryunoku September 28, 2024
