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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches
by Maseyys December 22, 2021
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flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket
Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate
Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.
by maxroni09 December 4, 2020
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Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger
Joshua “I was just girth maxing
Thomas “I can tell”
by Goin master November 5, 2025
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max koochklien

max is so tall and attractive he is the first thing you think of when you wake up i nthe morning and the last thing youll see before you die. max is a player hater and needs to eat a dick.
omg thats max koochklien, hes so MEAF
by ballssucker69 November 21, 2022
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Clume Maxxing

"Clume maxxing" is a term derived from "clout" and "looks maxing," which are concepts often discussed in online communities, particularly those focused on self-improvement, social dynamics, and dating advice.

Combining these terms, "clume maxxing" involves enhancing both one's social status (clout) and physical appearance (looks) simultaneously to maximize attractiveness and social influence. This includes activities such as:

Cultivating a strong online presence on social media platforms to increase followers and engagement.
Paying attention to grooming, fashion, and fitness to enhance physical appearance.
Networking with influential individuals or communities to increase social status.
Engaging in activities or hobbies that are perceived as high-status or attractive.
Leveraging both online and offline interactions to build a desirable image.
It's worth noting that while improving one's appearance and social status can have benefits in various aspects of life, such as dating or career advancement, it's essential to approach these endeavors with authenticity and integrity. Simply chasing clout or obsessing over physical appearance without considering other aspects of personal growth and well-being may not lead to genuine fulfillment.
Did you see Brad was out in LA Clume Maxxing this weekend? He's getting so much hotter.
by clumer March 3, 2024
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Max TC

Twevlie.
Yo, he looks like Max TC
by Max THC March 21, 2021
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