Socking

Using a xtra large tube sock as a condom, and sticking your sock engulfed penis into a woman’s anal cavity.

Man: “Are you ready to get socked baby?”
Woman: “Penetrate me with your sock penis daddy”
Post Socked:

Woman: “I love Socking soooo much”

by PartyAnimal6969 September 15, 2019

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

socking

When you skin another man's penis and wear it as a condom.

(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"

Yeah man, I was socking his wife and she had no idea.

by Jamlpr February 7, 2019

rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015

Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022