Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

Snake

Used as a noun, it means a backstabber, traitor, or just simply a conniving, two-faced, grimy ass bitch.

Used as a verb: To betray.

1. (Noun) She's that type of snake who will talk sweet to your face and beef with your man one day, then come slick out her mouth about you and fuck him the next.

2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.

by The Seasoned Lioness February 23, 2019

snake

snāk

YALL ARE SNAKES

by AlexSiwa July 8, 2021

Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013

Snake

The worst thing to have in your boot

There's a snake in my boot!

by I'm here to abduct chickens August 22, 2017

Snake

Someone who rattles things about other people, mainly lies.

(Snake)"Do you know she fancies him?" (Human 1)"No, let me check this." (Snake)"You don't need to" (Human 1) "Do you fancy my girlfriend?!" (Human 2)"No I don't..." (Human 1)"Ugh, that snake!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017