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hog rider 

"Hog rider" a man or woman who used to fuck with fat people.
Margaret: last night i slept with that fat guy.

Margaret's mother: you such a "hog rider"
hog rider by The Gary May 11, 2019
A loser in any Call of Duty title who mounts his teammates like a sex toy and rides them around the map until they are killed by you thus resulting in your immediate death after you have been wounded by the rider's human shield leaving you to be killed by 1-2 bullets.
I lost my Attack Dogs because a rider with "BOSS" as his group name was riding his highest level teammate.

Camper
Rider by En1glVla August 15, 2012

low rider 

Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.
Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.

Cheesy Riders 

To disrespect a Los Angeles Gang/Click ERSx13 EazyRiders 13
"Yo there go them cheesy riders"

"Damn homie, i caught a cheesy rider slippin yesterday"

Cheesy Riders by Trees July 15, 2006

Rump rider 

A term given to a nigger in prison (of the male sex)
Rump riders enjoy giving anal sex to other's of duh same sex
(Also see peter pirate)
Rump rider by Bungho May 14, 2004

Taint Rider 

A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.
To do Taint Rider:

1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.
Taint Rider by TexasPeterTatert December 28, 2008