A
taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a
taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a
taint rider can be performed. See the example.
To do Taint Rider:
1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins
high school and give subject a paper
cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper
cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.