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Someone pooped my pants 

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

Butt Pants 

Pants which grab a man's ass to the point where you can almost see their balls from the back. Cowboys tend to wear these with cowboy boots and a fuckin' retarded ass hat.
BIlly: Yo ted, you see that cowboy over there wearin' butt pants?

Ted: Fuck dude, that's disgusting.
Butt Pants by yourmom123454321 January 13, 2009

Stand Up Pants 

Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."

Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.
Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!

Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.
Stand Up Pants by hiimbing June 9, 2010

spanky pants 

The proper term for boxer-briefs.
"Do you wear boxers, briefs, or spanky pants?"
spanky pants by hot lips June 11, 2006

Mandy Pants 

"Wow... look at the bangs on the girl in the mandy pants"
Mandy Pants by Buck_Dawson August 20, 2011

poopie pants  


A total sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.
Here comes Mr. Poopie Pants again.