Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

brain

brain:something you clearly dont have a brain if your searching up brain

jack:yo how do you write russia
thomas: R U S S I A
jack: thanks! man
thomas:*whispers* u need to get a brain

by yourmumisgay11 April 24, 2021

Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone

Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness

by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020

Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

shit'fo brains

an absolute dumbass

No way, that kid so thick he got shit'fo brains

by t33love-vizzyguy December 29, 2021

Brain

cognitive capability

I did not have enough brains for the sciences.

by Arminkshipper June 7, 2024

Brain-Pollution

Getting Your Political Beliefs From Social Media.
As a Very Wise Woman Once Said:
"Like Pollution, It Seeps Into The Air And It's Everyones' Problem"

Similar To The Original Meaning To Brain-Rot, Where It Meant Getting Your Political Beliefs From Books

Person: "Social Media Has Such Manufactured Beliefs, Such Brain-Pollution"

by Kapper Kneesocks November 22, 2025