Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 07, 2025
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horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023
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hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse
sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never
by nicepear8 August 23, 2021
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hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
by aye ma name DeShawn January 08, 2018
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Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 02, 2019
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horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 21, 2021
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direction of the horse

the twelve signs of the Chinese lunar calendar are not only applied to years and hours of the day, but to directions as well. starting with the Rat in the first in line} North and goes clockwise. the Horse is the seventh, which puts in the South.
There's a strong gust of wind coming from the direction of the horse.
by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021
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