Hat

Why are you searching up hat, how bored are you?
Hats are things that go on your head

Guy 1 : look at my hat!
Guy 2: I like it
Guy 1: thank you

by Joshgamer101 April 21, 2024

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

hooey hat

A hat to announce that you think you're a Libertarian, but really love the police state.

"I put on my hooey hat and drove my V8 to the gun show"

by BobLoblawsLawBlogNoEspanol October 23, 2022

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020