A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.
Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.
Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !
Brochacho 1: Totally !
Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !
Brochacho 1: Totally !
by ThelittleGumbas August 3, 2011
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Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
by burning bacon June 5, 2012
Get the The facebook faces mug.The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.
by darthnebett April 7, 2011
Get the Extreme Facebooking mug.Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
Get the Facebook Nerd mug.Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well
I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.
by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011
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Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
Get the Shit-facebooking mug.person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
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