Skip to main content

get my tail docked 

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.

donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick
"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"
donkey dick by Pamjessar April 3, 2005

donkey balls 

my balls from behind when mooning someone
donkey balls by josho80 October 25, 2007

the donkey punch

When you're engaged in anal sex and prior to ejaculation punch the ass being pounded to a pudding.
"I was so into the anal sex last night I gave her the donkey punch before finishing."

Swamp Donkey 

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
Swamp Donkey by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005