david

david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.

i love david so much

by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023

David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 05, 2022

David

David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.

Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

Who?

David

by Horny 2000 March 03, 2020

David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....

Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...

by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023

david

gay

david is gay.

by spicynugg April 16, 2022