A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.
Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!
Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
by Monklee March 17, 2009
Get the crack smuggler hatmug. A description or nickname of someone who is extremely addicted to drugs such as meth, coke, crack, acid, mushrooms, oxycotton, dmt, pcp, and any other hallucinogen, stimulant, suppressant, or intoxication.
"Hey Crack Baby! Let's get some mushrooms tonight, I'm already seeing ghosts from being awake for 3 weeks."
by Vicious Rizz August 8, 2008
Get the Crack Babymug. by SILLY BLAIRBO December 28, 2007
Get the pop lock and crackmug. Assistant Crack Whores are often mistaken as a step below the typical Crack Whore. But in reality, they are not actual Crack Whores, or even below the Crack Whores. They just assist the Crack Whores and often times are the more cool and legite of the group and just are entertained by the bizarre mannerisms and lifestyle in general that goes along with Crack Whores.
Dad: Buddy pal girl , I'm promoting you to "Assistant Crack Whore". Daughter: W.T.F. ? I can't even be the actual Crack Whore I get to be Assistant Crack Who're?? Dad: Oh no no buddy pal girl. You're not anything like a Crack Whore, you just assist them:)
by Annaballs&Cj Uno December 16, 2015
Get the Assistant Crack Whoremug. by rpetras April 29, 2008
Get the chocolate covered coconut crackmug. Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017
Get the cracking a cold one with the boysmug. I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 18, 2009
Get the crack open a cold onemug.