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Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.
Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.
by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021
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Christian

a young nimble man with nice manners but secretly likes too be brutally butt fucked
Christian likes it rough
by Saniityy January 13, 2022
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Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian

Is a very nice person as has a massive dick. He also lasts in bed for hours.
Christian just made me cum
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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