Beer Deer

The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.

It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.

Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "

Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "

Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."

by Jerexy Huxrich July 7, 2016

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Beer fire

Fire made while drinking beer.

Dude, your beer fire is on point!

by Mojomess October 21, 2016

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cheers beer

A beer with a lot of foam at the top. Referenced from every beer poured on TV, particularly the TV show Cheers.

"Quit pumping the keg! See, now I got a Cheers beer"

by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy April 10, 2008

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Beer Fag

When a Toughy Hairy Straight Man engages in gay sex.

Brian went all beer fag last night. After two pitchers, he bent Jan over a barrel and gave it to him. Who'd have thought Brian was gay.

by BeaversCleavage March 22, 2010

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Root Beer Float

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.

"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"

by spurk December 14, 2008

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