Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Asshole

Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat

-Whos the definition of asshole?
-Quan Chi

by Krava0014 July 13, 2023

Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.

You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.

by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Asshole

Ex boyfriends that break up with you over text and date the girl they talked shut about while dating you

Omg that asshole is trying to be friend with you? Smh

by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023