Surprise Anal

When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.

“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”

by TheBicWhisperer February 3, 2020

Anal Crimping

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Anal Rushifacation

The rapid urge to have a BM, usually very messy.

"Man, what's wrong with Julie? She just about plowed me over coming around the corner."

"She just got back from lunch at that Mexican joint. Must be a bad case of anal rushifacation."

by MHCincinnati June 19, 2007

Anal Salvage

To use a spoon and dignify of what the meaning "spooning" means when a 8 inch metal spoon is inserted directly into the rectal sphincter .

Dude did you see Survivor last night?
Ya that crazy bastard had sum serious anal salvage going on with that rice in Donny's tent.
Oh hell yaa man, that shit was leaking down his leg like TEN, i even got to touch it.

by OhhGee10 June 22, 2010

Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.

oh shit! were those anal beads?

by That Marine January 16, 2008

Anal Ring

A crest around your "butt-hold".

What's that on your ba donka donk? Ohhh my Anal Ring.

by Nickkkk November 20, 2007

anal pickle

Word used to describe homosexual men. This is because they, for some reason, enjoy penetrating the anal cavity of another man, thereby, commiting sodomy which is not only an unnatural practice but horribly demeaning and a disgusting act that could only be thought up by people stupid enough to be gay.

Sttop being an anal pickle man! Gays are anal pickles. My pickle is craving some anal love.

by Malcolm OSX April 21, 2006