A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
by Cadn February 13, 2018
Get the Potato sapienmug. The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
Get the Oregon Baked Potatomug. 
by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018
Get the creamy potatoesmug. A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.
by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017
Get the study potatomug. by charquol November 18, 2009
Get the pants potatomug. The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
by anonymous September 23, 2025
Get the potatomug.