Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

Social Butterfly

Gilda Ferrie

Look at her! What a social butterfly.

by 2019 bushfire July 16, 2020

Social Fbrats

Social media brats who follow in a group. FratComplaining and ridiculing others.
Not realizing that they are being hypocritical

Post: OMG, I can't believe that Karen did that!
Fbrat: I know, blonde haired white women , who drive minivans are crazy!

Karen: So, its okay for you to stereotype, but if anyone does, there Racist!

Social FbratsPost 3,4,5 etc: Yeah, that Women doesn't know what she's talking about.
We should protest Karens.

by Overit1 July 16, 2020

Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.

Social Pisstancing at its finest!

by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

social mediarbage

Social media garbage.

Jane, my sister, spends a lot of time on social mediarbage.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 6, 2020

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020