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Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".
by BigGayLion January 3, 2015
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sloppy dallas

A blowjob being given with a mouthful of dip.
B - "You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."

B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
by Dooobra October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.
”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.
by Actually69 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016
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Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021
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sloppy purse

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.
by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl sucks you off with a huge mouthful of chewing tobacco (dip).
Yo bro, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. You should give it a try
by Sloppy bro October 15, 2020
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