Fap Slap 

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!

Fap Slap by wahsnayr May 11, 2010

Neck-Slap 

1.To slap someone's neck with your hand
2.The other person says,or does something stupid

1.Thats a "neck-slap"
2.Look there's a dead bird (looks up) Where? "NECK"

Neck-Slap by Soms November 16, 2013

love slap 

A firm slap across the face with the male genitals.

Dude! He totally got love slapped last night.

love slap by blooo November 19, 2007

fish slap 

To beat relentlessly with a fish, usually with a large trout or tuna

That dude was pissing me off, so I FISHSLAPPED him with a tuna.

fish slap by weirdo June 27, 2003

cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

cock slap by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006

Danza Slap 

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

Danza Slap by Keith June 19, 2004

chode slap 

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

chode slap by Craven Cox February 25, 2005