orgy for one

A sesion of masturbation equivalent to the amount of sex one would experience at an orgy.

Dude, my junk is still sore from the orgy for one I had last night.

by Broseus June 5, 2018

Blow One

A trigger phrase used to make a someone extremely salty.

"Hey Devin? "
Yo, what's up?

"Blow one"

God damn it.

by Envythis June 5, 2018

one-pumper

Pumper: verb meaning to perform the act of finishing sexual intercourse in a singular thrust

James, Becca told you was a one-pumper.

by Hejsybelbepdhskdisodjdjdp ;) June 9, 2018

ten one

the smartest class ever at holy spirit catholic college Lakemba

teacher one: ten one is the noisiest class in the school
teacher two: I know they don't shut up
teacher three: starting the next lesson they sit next to people they don't speak to

by anthony the thexy May 13, 2019

Pee-ons

Pee-ons , Donald J Trumps favorite type of Mexican sex worker

Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?

by Thebassland September 30, 2019

That’s a sticky one

When you are in a tough situation that you want to say no to but you are just trying to be nice

Fat girl : want to come round

Boy: that’s a sticky one ( gives more time)
Fat girl : please my parents aren’t home
Boy : can’t right now I’m walking my Thothbrush

by Xd.kusse September 8, 2019

One-eyed

The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.

somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.

by Harry J. Hahr January 12, 2018