Camo shorts, Band T-shirts, swooping haircuts. Bought everything new to look a certain way, they dress that way to be part of the scene and their look has not evolved from the scene. Unbelievably fake- but still real people- they want to do what they do , what is everyones problem?
by Some Guy, Somewhere April 17, 2006
Get the Scene Kids mug.Scene kid used to mean hardcore kid or a person in the hardcore scene. Back then it was tough kids who fought for their straight edge beliefs or just fought in general and dancing at shows helped get aggression out. Of course there was alot of unity so if someone got hit during the dancing everyone else would help out pickin the person up. Somewhere along the lines of hardcore, the fashion industry mixed with emo style made its way into the scene. As the style grew bigger, kids who were tiny and couldnt stand up for themselves slowly turned to it to "fit in" and be part of the scene. The style quickly attracted the attention of many girls and people noticed that. soon most people (hardcore kids or not) turned to the trend in order to pull girls.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
by JasonSmith April 9, 2006
Get the scene kids mug.Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz"
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Scene kids intro
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
by Gloomy December 28, 2007
Get the Scene kids mug.Basically meaning 'Kids who just stand around at shows for the scene.' This term is now becoming older and older as more 'scene kids' start to dress scene not 'act it.' Hell I know so many 'scene' kids that listen to fucking brutal music and dance at shows, they don't just do it for the scene.
But alas I can see where people come from when they talk abt faggy pretentious scene kids that take a bazillion pictures for myspace and are sheepish constanly touch their hair and fold their arms and bitch whine and bitch but anyway yeah the music scene isn't about fashion but fashion is always incorporated into the scene, so I'm afraid you crnt just go "ah fucking scene kids blah blah blah...hatebreed...I'm a tough guy & I kick the shit out of you cus I listen to Donny Brook" cus chances are, you wear baggy jeans and some stupid £10 silver necklace and you have a skinhead, so yet agen your still doing it for the fashion! your trying to get out of this loophole that you crnt get out of. So I just say stop trying to be fuckin original, cus everyone dresses the same neway & also stop makin a big deal outta the hardcore scene, it's not about self respect bla blah blah its about wotever the fuck you want. Btw i fucking hate the scene.
But alas I can see where people come from when they talk abt faggy pretentious scene kids that take a bazillion pictures for myspace and are sheepish constanly touch their hair and fold their arms and bitch whine and bitch but anyway yeah the music scene isn't about fashion but fashion is always incorporated into the scene, so I'm afraid you crnt just go "ah fucking scene kids blah blah blah...hatebreed...I'm a tough guy & I kick the shit out of you cus I listen to Donny Brook" cus chances are, you wear baggy jeans and some stupid £10 silver necklace and you have a skinhead, so yet agen your still doing it for the fashion! your trying to get out of this loophole that you crnt get out of. So I just say stop trying to be fuckin original, cus everyone dresses the same neway & also stop makin a big deal outta the hardcore scene, it's not about self respect bla blah blah its about wotever the fuck you want. Btw i fucking hate the scene.
Twatty Tough Guy "Grrr I hate scene kids, I have too many baggy hatebreed t shirts and my band has a fat bassist that just tunes to drop d and plays all the same old shit, Our new album is out it's called 'the hard fight' we have a new song called 'Self Respect'. Favourite pastimes are ranting abt how shit myspace is & trying to look cool and not find lots of clothes that seperate me from the scene.
Twatty Scene Kid "OMGZZZZZZ like my band is gonna play awesome metalxcore and we're gonna be called .burningxthroughxthexseasonxofxfire. and we're gonna have long song titles like 'I didn't even know it but he died right before my eye's, and now I'm carrying his corpse' I love x's on my screen name and my band name cus we're 'straight edge' but we still smoke and drink
Twatty Scene Kid "OMGZZZZZZ like my band is gonna play awesome metalxcore and we're gonna be called .burningxthroughxthexseasonxofxfire. and we're gonna have long song titles like 'I didn't even know it but he died right before my eye's, and now I'm carrying his corpse' I love x's on my screen name and my band name cus we're 'straight edge' but we still smoke and drink
by josh coulton April 25, 2006
Get the Scene Kids mug.How can you listen to these fuck holes? They are just making things up! Barely any of this shit is true! You should try hanging out with one someday!
by Micahel Bunick May 16, 2004
Get the emo kid mug.an emo kid is some one who wears a studded belt, tight t-shirts, tight cardigans and tight upturned jeans and sometimes trucker caps and usually square black rimmed glasses. the have an emotional outlook on life and listen to the genre of emo. this can include taking back sunday, dashboard confessional and the early november. aslo they carry a messenger bag. and have chucks to. music or the arts is there pasion in their life.
by i want to hear you sad January 18, 2004
Get the Emo kid mug.a kid who listens to emotion laced music. often times, suicidial, but other timesnot. Boys are usually charachterized by their unkemp jet black hair and tight girls pants and very skinny body. Girls are usually charachterized by, well, the same things. emo kids, however, can look pretty much any way.
by JuST_bECasue_Im_EMO_DoESNt_maKe_Me_SuICiDaL July 20, 2005
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