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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested
Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔
by Dark Chao June 10, 2025
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Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.
Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
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kevin burnap

A bitch ass chose who thinks he is cool and good at sports but really isn't.
by Dylan has aids April 22, 2018
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Kevin

Boss: "Who fucked our balance sheets?"
Employee: "Kevin"
Boss: "yo fuck that guy"
by krpuz November 22, 2021
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Kevin Olusola

Kevin Olusola is the beatboxer of Pentatonix, a five-member a capella group. Along with Scott Hoying, Mitch Grassi, Kirstin Maldonado and their newest member Matt Sallee who joined Pentatonix after Avi Kaplan left the group in 2017. Kevin’s main role in the group is beatboxer, but occasionally he sings and/or plays the cello. He is also fluent in Chinese, and he graduated Yale University in 2011.
I can’t believe I saw Pentatonix last night! They were so good!”

“That’s so cool! The beatboxer, Kevin Olusola, is amazing!”
by Ravenclaw Pentaholic August 8, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin=something bad

Just like owen(something bad)
For example: Gurt:yo bro your Kevin asfk rn.
by Kevin ran April 28, 2025
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