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blerk

Used at the end of a sentence when you realise that the person you're explaining something to just isn't going to understand.
"An elastic scattering process with incoming particles which displace the out going particles with the combined forces... arrh blerk"
by Fuzzy April 10, 2005
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To vomit quickly, and oftentimes secretly, to avoid disclosing the fact that one needed to throw up.

This can be done for a number of reasons:

1. To hide the fact that one is sick
2. To hide the fact that one has had too much to drink at a party
3. To hide the fact that one is throwing up down the back of a friend or enemy's shirt
What is that smell? Awww...! I wonder who blerked on me...
by Mr. Nauti June 19, 2010
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Blerk

I'm blerking off
by Blerker February 17, 2023
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Blerk

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".
by Ash May 29, 2003
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blerk

I don't think I'll be able to go out tonight..I have a bad case of the blerk.
by bambamthankyamaam April 5, 2015
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Blerk

When your girl starts to yerk your wiener but she begins to take her menstrual blood and put it into your mouth. She then proceeds to gargle the blood with your dick in her mouth as bubbles begin to pour out. After she spits the Semen and blood into your face as you smile.
Hey baby what do you want to do tonight

Well I’m on my period

Put the blood in your mouth and sick my dick, let’s blerk.
by anonymous May 15, 2024
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Blerk

A "Blerk" is someone or something that is so
your so blerk
by gugir April 24, 2025
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