Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.

She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

Hat

Hat is a term used to describe killing somebody often used by Chicago drill rappers Bloodhound Lil Jeff and Q50

I just caught me a hat last week shordy
Go catch that hat right thea foe

by wonttalkjamo May 20, 2025

Hat

A murder, the slang was made by chicago

"Wallahi Me and my youngbul caught a hat"

by Slang Break Down May 21, 2025

Zendaya's Big Hat

You : Holy shit that hat is big
Zendaya : Don't Forget to Smile.. :)

Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Forget to
Smile
.
.
.
:)

Zendaya's Big Hat will come for us all...

All hail the hat
All hail the hat
All hail the hat

by EIKOOP_YM33P May 22, 2025

No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!

Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!

by jims gooning May 24, 2025

beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.

I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.

by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025