Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)

Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day

by Dave112 January 4, 2008

Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games

Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games

by EmJayee November 9, 2018

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head

put hat on head than eat raw potato

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020

Mr.Ass Hat

Shit for brains

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014