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Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head
Oh you have a hat on your head
by dombomb762 July 21, 2020
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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)
Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day
by Dave112 January 4, 2008
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Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games
Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games
by EmJayee November 9, 2018
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ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.
that ass hat just ate my burger
by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018
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Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head
put hat on head than eat raw potato
by Lady Bish July 5, 2020
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Mr.Ass Hat

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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