Spud Bum

where you put your arse cheeks on some ones mashed potatoes when they are not in the room and let them eat it without them knowing :)

Dane wiped his arse cheeks on Chinas mashed potatoes when she went to use the toilet and watched her eat her dinner.this is spud bum.

by Daneo January 09, 2008

Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

Thummy Bum Wank

Getting a girl to put their thumb up your bum while she tosses you off

Thummy Bum Wank............... Ahh babe... put it in there, but make sure you keep your rhythm

by Nizzlebizzlenizzle August 19, 2011

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! August 13, 2008

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 01, 2007

bum flap

a bum flap is wen a girl has a really really short skirt, thats rolled over so many times, its like a really thick belt, and so instead of being a skirt .. is a bumflap! (you see the link...), i.e. nothings left to the imagination, especially on a windy day...bumflaps are very common in secondary schools with the *were not even gonna hide were desperate for a shag* kinda girls

"Oo Gladys look at that bum flap...the youth of today!"
"I dont know about that.. i quite like it!"

by iloveumore+more+more April 12, 2006

piss bum

piss bum is what happens when u go camping and you need to piss in the bush and u laugh and get it all over your pants instead.
it is also emma's nickname.

oi piss bum, i can't believe you piss bummed again!

by piss bum April 09, 2005