I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

All I need

A phrase that can be used when leaving a room or situation with an object in hand. The person states what they are leaving with saying that it is all they need. It is made funnier by grabbing another item and saying that this plus what the person already has in all they need.
Make popular in the 80's with Steve Martin in the Jerk

"I dont anything. Well maybe just this ashtray but thats all i need. And this paddle game. The Ashtry, the paddle game and this remote control. The ashtray the paddle game and the remote control is all i need."

by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

i can take it

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

by c3rpze March 20, 2022

I Cheers You!

A phrase used when shouting out to a group of people just showing love to all instead of saying Cheers to each individually. The group that will receives this has accomplished something special and it is a must that "I CHEERS YOU" be used to bless them all.

To all the "pseudo Baby Daddy's" that went on The Maury Show.. I CHEERS You for "NOT being the father" of those skanks and scallywags bastard children. I CHEERS YOU!! I CHEERS YOU!!

by KKJVA October 28, 2010

I have a family

Something people say when they are in a life threatening situation

Please don't shoot, I have a family, look (pulls out wallet)

by BradPittHasLongHair May 28, 2017

I Feel Fantastic

This is a phrase that haunts people everywhere. Children and adults alike are all terrified when they hear this. If you've looked this up, then you're either traumatized already or about to be traumatized.

When I heard someone say "I feel fantastic, hey hey hey hey," I instantly screamed and ran away.

by Uncle Hash November 10, 2021