Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 2, 2020

Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 2, 2020

Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".

I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.

by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019

Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off

Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.

by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023

tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

horse cock torres(tripod)

a man with a third leg

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019

Horsing

Related to eating.

When one is choking but still desires to continue eating.

I was choking everywhere but I had to finish horsing down that potato..

by payap November 9, 2023