Kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. As J.K. Rowling put it in her Harry Potter books; snogging. See also: pash
by Pour Youdonym May 08, 2017
Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!
Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 April 12, 2018
by Au$tinTheblamcamper October 30, 2022
Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you rate her;
It is a spin-off of the phrases, 'If you hate her SAINT her' and 'If you ate her SAINT her'.
You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.
It is a spin-off of the phrases, 'If you hate her SAINT her' and 'If you ate her SAINT her'.
You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.
by Aamich August 07, 2024
"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
by Sloppy7ths June 02, 2021