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Golden Razor

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."

A variant of Hanlon's Razor
1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
by Terkan June 2, 2021
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Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
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Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective
by Psutey September 25, 2021
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golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.
by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021
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golden brick

An advanced sexual maneuver, requires urinating in ones asshole during anal sex and then expelling said urine onto ones partner in a controlled manner
If you’re into scat play, you should have Chelsea drop a golden brick on your chest.
by Abel ladeau November 14, 2019
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Golden Eagles

A pay to win currency in the MMO Warthunder that people spend their life savings on.
person 1: I just bought another 10,000 Golden Eagles
person 1's wife: I want a divorce
by Napalm_nugget May 1, 2023
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golden garden

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position
by ACloser December 12, 2017
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